My cyber friend Zhandra posted a status yesterday in which she talked about a friend of hers needing to write a poem that included at least 3 names of vaccines in it. Upon hearing such a challenge, Zhandra sat down and got to work on a poem of her own, which ended up being the vaccine version of the ABC song.
It made me giggle and was too good to not share. :)
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A is for aluminum, the first poison in the shots.
B is for your brain, which can swell, bleed and clot.
C is for chickenpox which causes itchy spots.
D is for death, which can happen a lot.
E is for emergency room, where they tell you not to worry.
F is for fetal cells, which they dismiss in a hurry.
G is for Gardasil, which kills the most of all.
H is for Hepatitis B- sex and heroin for all!
I is for injuries, which are reported to VAERS.
J is for jackpot, Glaxo-Smith-Kline are millionaires!
K is for karma, the doctors will get theirs.
L is for liars, like the CDC.
M is for money, that's all they see.
N is for neurologist, the one to fix your brain.
O is for outcry, don't let it be in vain.
P is for pertussis, in a combination shot.
Q is for qualms, your parents have a lot.
R is for response, a baby's immune system doesn't have.
S is for secrets, hidden by the staff.
T is for tetanus, a very rare disease.
U is for un-vaccinated, which does displease...
Those fear-mongering scientists who are
Very Very mean.
W is for wishing, our bodies are kept clean.
X is for eXcused, which you can certainly be.
Y is for You, innocent and sweet.
Z is for ZZZs, go and catch some sleep. ♥
