Yeeeeeeek!!!!!! (Quiet echo-ey noise)

Did you hear that noise? Well, It was my bank account...and it's screaming for help.

I just found something online too wonderful to be true.

Check these out!!!

They're pink!! They're glittery!!! They're girly!!!

And they come in big people and tiny people's sizes!!!!!!!!!!!

If I have a girl, I am sooooo buying these for us!! Can somebody please comfort my bank account and assure it that it will survive--even if I buy these shoes?